arse

bell.

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 23:25:11 GMT

whoa!! remember me!? not updated in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng while! so here go.
i'm lambert, i'm 19, and bored. i went to America in july, and i had the most fantastish time in the whole world! i'm now planning on living there FOREVER, i wanna get out of this shitty hell hole known as the united kingdom. but it's gonna take me a few years to get citizenship and crap. but until then i'm gonna be visiting EVERY year! but yeah.
recently my life in britain has bin pretty damn crazy. i went to the leeds festival, met this girl, at first she seemed kinda cool, but she would not leave me alone for the whole weekend!! and after then, she kinda like forced me into a relationship which i did not want to be in what so ever! couple of days later, i broke up with her in the nicest possible way i could. and after that all i got was ENDLESS phone calls and emails with her basically just shouting abuse at me, telling me that i'm stupid, i'm immature and that i don't know how human emotions work etc etc etc, the list goes on! and she tried to get my friends in York to turn against me, which i thought was true, but no, they hate her too! because she's an arse belonger, she belongs in an arse. but it's all over now, so everything is A-okay! so since all that crap, i've just bin working, drinking, playing lots and lots of drums and shit. i'm hoping to get out of this country as soon as possible! i'll probably be moving to cananda before i move to the states because it's gonna be much easier to get into because canada is like urm..something to do with britain or something i dunno. have a bell. well, i need a pee, i'll be back to update whenever i can be arsed, so stay tuned and have a bell!

arse.

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:05:05 GMT

whoa, just realised that this box which i'm writing in says Events at the top. why? i don't know. i'm at louise's house right now. didn't go college today hehehe, college gay. went tot a pub with louise and muckerz for food and a pint of guinness!!!! guinness is good!! if guinness was a person, we'd be married i'm sure. in about an hour we'll be at the ol' pub quiz, i'm sure will lose again as usual. hey it's not all bad! if you lose you get a prize!! it's not like a good prize like money or anything, but it's funny. this one time we pack of soft drinks called BOOBIE!
haha! rock on.
y'know, i'm realluy surprised that i'm still on this livejournal thing. i'm really not very good at updating things. but yeah (shutup lambi). i'm gonna go.

7 days!!!

yeah.

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 10:43:07 GMT

so yeah, it's thursday morning 11:36, and once again i have failed to get to college early, or at all. i think i'm gonna drop out because there's no point, i have loads of assignments un-finished and not started which need to be in like very very soon, like tomorrow. It's been the most awful week for me, my cat Milly died on monday, i'm still kinda upset, but i'm not feeling quite as bad as i did these previous nights, but i still feel really down about losing her.
ugh, i have a gig with my college tonight, i get to play drums for 2 shitty R&B songs which really suck, i get to play 1 decent song though. COLLEGE BLOWS! COLLEGE BLOWS! i don't like college anymore, i think i'm gonna have a break from education for a year! i need it! i can't handle education at the moment. maybe i'm just not cut out for education at all. who knows. gonna get ready for college now, not looking forward to arriving there, i think i'll get a right bollocking for not being in, because i was supposed to have 100% attendence. it blows, college blows goats.

penis.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 22:53:35 GMT

Penis.

burger

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 19:01:27 GMT

just got my drum kit back, so i've bin playing drums like a beast! i'm all knackered and sweaty! but ah well, who cares. end of this month i'll be in Marlette, Michigan USA!!! hell yeah!! rock on! gonna rock some socks! gonna party too! it's gonna rule. gonna be really glad to get out of old shitty britain, because it's crap! it's full of arse belongers! but yeah, today sucked, i went all the way to college for an interview with my senior tutor, but the dick wod wasn't there! he's such a cock ring for wasting my time! fuckin' pillock!! but yeah, dunno what more bollocks to write so i'm gonna leave it at that. goodbye

Lambi :-)

lambert's log

Fri, 07 May 2004 01:53:28 GMT

lambert's log. there i was, sat here once again talking to hannah, because she rules very much. i suddenly, felt very thirsty. i'll be back. and we're back, me and erm...me. well anyway, here we go. i found myself listening to metallica, which was excellent, reminds me of leeds festival last year, brilliant. rocked some serious socks. and today, had a band practice and robin's house, went really well, rocked some more serious socks, and robin rocked some cocks, as he does as his daily ritual. well, not really, i dunno. i'm am an arse, i am an arse, i am an arse, i am an arse. played pool today too, lost again, ah well, nevermind, ONE DAY!!. yeah anyway, back to my story of arse. once there was a man, who's name was Frank who was called Bill. one day, frank who was called bill, saw his friend who had a very big tree growing out of his arse, frank said, "whoa, bloody hell, that's a big fish". THE END.

Big giant arse.

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 14:52:10 GMT

whoa! not updated in a very long while! i've only like written an entry like once or twice. i dunnno, i'm a cock.
So yeah! went to a part night! big party, met some cool people, got REALLY drunk. Fell asleep in a chair, The Dave fell asleep in the celler hahaha, good times. Just woke up from a snooze, i'm moderatlely awake i guess, could be more awake i suppose, but who cares!!!!!! i'm really not very interresting, i just tend to chat on with myself about nothing, like i'm doing right now, i'm weird. Drinkin' a beer. it's sunday, got fuck all to do today, absolutely nothing. It's nice weather outside, too bad that i don't have anywhere to go. well, i'm gonna stop being gay and boring, so stay tuned, one day i will update again, one day!

ouch ouch ouch

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 13:02:16 GMT

whoa, this is only like the second time i've updated

since yesterday morning i've been in really huge pain with my neck, i like twisted it in bed or something, fuckin' hurts, give me morfaen!

excellent band practice yesterday, even though my neck was killing me, i could still play bass.

name's lambert

Mon, 29 Mar 2004 23:44:25 GMT

well, its 00:41 i'm online talking to hannah and my ex-girlfriend kayleigh, whilst playing bass. i have balloons on my fingers! ahh!!! today, or well, yesterday in this case has bin quite productive, i finished another assignment in college and handed it in! WOO!! before class i had 4 tokes on this joint with robin and jake and it hit me like a ton of bricks! went to the retro bar, played pool, had a beer. but yeah, i'm not very good at writing in journals or whatever, this might even be my first and last entry!! HAHA! but anyways, i'll update as much as i can!